Marouane Fellaini’s afro was one of many few constants on this ever-changing world. Instagram @fellainiHaving just lately missed out on the newest Belgium squad, Marouane Fellaini determined to perk himself up by staying at house and treating himself to a daring new makeover.
Per week or so earlier than his 31st birthday, Fellaini has streamlined his look by shaving off the dense mound of wiry hair that he is been proudly sporting (and sprouting) atop his head for the previous decade or extra.
Trying a number of kilos lighter, the Manchester United midfielder debuted his utilitarian ‘do on Instagram together with the caption “new 12 months, new look.”
It isn’t a lot a brand new 12 months as a brand new period. From henceforth, the annals of historical past might be bisected into occasions that occurred Earlier than Fellaini’s Minimize (or “B.C.” for brief) and After Fellaini’s De-fuzzing (“A.D.”)
Clearly the primary query is how and why did Fellaini get his hair lower at what seems to be his native dentist/physician’s surgical procedure?
The second query is how are we, as a worldwide populace, supposed to maneuver on from this seismic, world-altering flip of occasions?
Nonetheless, one factor we all know for positive is that it beats the Mickey Mouse-style bunches he rocked in a photoshoot for GQ earlier this 12 months.
Fellaini’s worldwide teammate Axel Witsel was clearly comfortable to find he had change into Belgium’s afro king by default.
There’s just one Belgian Afro left 👀@BelRedDevils @Fellaini https://t.co/lErk9y0soW— Axel Witsel (@axelwitsel28) November 14, 2018
By no means ones to let a chance for some on-line banter cross them by, Roma weighed in by claiming that Aleksandar Kolarov had inherited Fellaini’s off-cuts.
✂ Happy to report Marouane Fellaini’s hair has turned up protected and nicely 🙏😂 pic.twitter.com/TWHesE7fXW— AS Roma English (@ASRomaEN) November 14, 2018
However, sadly, we’ve to confess that it is farewell to the Fellaini ‘fro. Hiya, courageous new world.